Laughter Jokes

The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.

A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.

At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."

Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared of being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home, so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"

My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.

I should put a little more backbone into them.

Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!

What is the difference between a orphan and a blind kid

They both can’t see there parents😂😂😂😂😂

What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan ?

They both can't see their parents.

My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.

Until I threw a watermelon in her face.

"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well.

Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.

I'm so gay I could barely think straight.

There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.

Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"

Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"