Laughter

Laughter jokes

Fart

    • Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.

    Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.

    He didn't get the job.

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    • Cereal

    • Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?

    The adult person I asked: Cereal?

    Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?

    The person: Yes.

    Me: WHAT?!!!??!!

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    • Cow

    • A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"

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    • Ovation

    • I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"

    I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.

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    • Clown

    • I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.

    Difference

    • What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!