Laughter jokes
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.
"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.