Laughter jokes
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Don't bully. Lol.
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
Eggs
You crack me up!
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!