Laughter jokes
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"