Laughter jokes

Why was the calf afraid?

Because she was a cow-herd.

I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?

Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...

Bloody seamen.

What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?

"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭

I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.

I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL

What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...

What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?

The Jackson 4.

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.

A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."

Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?

Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣

I look at your bro.

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*

Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."

She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."

Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"