Laughter jokes
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.