Laughter jokes
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
I love fard 😋
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.
These are meannnnn.
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.