Laughter jokes
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Lol, I have no life :)
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?