Laughter jokes

What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.

Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.

Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.

Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.

Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

- What did the skeleton say to his friend?

- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...

I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.

You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?

Stopping it with a pitchfork.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛

What did the chef say to the skeleton?

"Bone appetit!"

I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!

I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.