Laughter jokes
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!