My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago but ahe didnt tell me what it was........anyways im turning 14 next month.
It’s only rape
If she finds out.
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
knock knock whos there parents parents who thats what an orphan would say
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin? Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand Up Comedy!
Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- Mumbai!
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous
i was about to say an afrikan joke. but it was too dry
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
This is a stand-up.
I forgot the joke
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I cry when I chop up onions
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves........ just kidding he hasn’t opened it yet
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist
