Laughter jokes
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
:(
Continue.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.