Laughter jokes
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
Three Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them, and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand.
The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him.
The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy, so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied, "It didn't tickle at all. I laughed at the sight [of] the third guy was bringing over a pineapple."
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.
Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.
Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.