Laughter jokes
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
I entered ten puns in a joke contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
These are meannnnn.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud. Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles. Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.