Laughter jokes
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.