Laughter jokes
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Some bread teacher: What will Reddit be in a few years?
Dumb Kid: DEADit?
Bread Teacher: You get an FY for FUCK YOU!
Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit!
Student: Hah, that's VERY funny! Might as well go to DEADit so I can die of laughter.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"
So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."
The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.
She is being born in 2 months.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"