Laughter jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
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This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA