Laughter jokes
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
Hi.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Don't bully. Lol.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."