Language jokes
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
Suck my ass, guys!
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
My fish puns aren't on porpoise.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
Knock knock.
A joke.
U.