Language jokes
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
Memes
My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Baka!
Knock knock.
A joke.
U.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?