Language jokes

When did “yo” mean Hello?

They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."

One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.

Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"

Yo mama so stupid.

When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."

Why did the butt fart?

Because they don't know the words.

Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."

What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?

Rogue Juan.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.

Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.

They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.

Knock knock.

A joke.

U.

I know that my jokes are never punny but...

What's small, stupid, and has no dad?

Ben.

Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”

I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.

What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?

Some smile, others beam.

Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"

Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!

What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.

You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?