Language jokes
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Gwen can talk, please?
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
Mike Oxlong.
Is die?
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."