Language jokes
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Say "I cup" but in words.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
F*ck in' the poo.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
My fish puns aren't on porpoise.
Chi