Language jokes
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Suck my ass, guys!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”