Language jokes

Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."

Yo mama so stupid.

When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."

Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.

What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?

Rogue Juan.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."

Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!

What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.

Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?

Some smile, others beam.

Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.

They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.

My fish puns aren't on porpoise.

I love the letters of the alphabet.

What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."

I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.

What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.

"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.

"Baaad boy."

Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?