Language jokes
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Say "I cup" but in words.
Drawned.
I love the letters of the alphabet.