Language Jokes

Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?

A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.

"Baka Johnny, fat baka."

What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?

I’m thursty (Thursday).

When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."

Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂

The image shows Hagrid's face and the text: "Did you know? Dumbledore always called him Hagrid whilst he referred to everyone else by their first name. That's because his full name was actually Hagrid Rubeus Hagrid. Hagrid is Latin for "The Hairy One" and he's so big his dad named him it twice."

You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!

You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?

Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!

I need to speak to Water Sharky.

Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.

I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.

Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.

Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."

Ma name is Bendover.

Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.

Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?

Because 1028 1029.

The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."