Language jokes
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Oral
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"
Professor: "Oui oui."
Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?