Language jokes
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Si, papi?
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
You.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠