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Language Jokes
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
What do you call James, James?
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
Ukraine.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
