Two (DYM 112)
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Shyneyngsngneg sngengenetntwnga giulgekgengjsg genegngmtentwnnwgbgw.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
"Tayam, I am."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
French jab is ban French's backwards.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Chinmey?
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
