Language jokes
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
What do you call James, James?
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
What is eh on abt
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!