Language jokes
You.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Memes
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Si, papi?
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.