Language jokes

Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.

What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?

Moorry Christmas!

(Even though cows can't really have religions.)

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"

All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?

That.

Question: Do you know who Candis is?

Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"Ash."

"Ash who?"

"Bless you!"

Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!

What's tree + tree?

Sticks! (Three + three = six)

Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.

Si, papi?

Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.

A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"

You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.

You.

Wanna hear a pun?

Welp, I'll punch you with one!