Language jokes
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
Memes
Me and Who?
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Si, papi?
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
You.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!