Language jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Are you peeling well?
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
Are you bisexual…
Or are you hellosexual?
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.