My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what”
How do cows laugh? Moo-haha
what do you call a cup with a handle?
a mug! HAHA ha... my parents just got a divorce :(
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Spell Mississippi
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
haha you said pp
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
What do you call a cow with no legs
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes
What kind of dogs do miners like best
Golden retrievers haha get it
haha derit oot saw ti esuaceb pu dnats ekib eht tndluoc yhw
did you know the f in orphan stands for family...oh wait HAHA
we should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell there parents...oh continue
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? *Aye Matey* haha
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why did the emo person cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE haha
Twitch & Youtube revenue. haha funny joke eheh
A small boy whent up to a dog fountain? the more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Hello, this is our fun CULT haha or CLUB what ever you want!
Love you orphan haters! :^ Nina
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha