Why did the emo person cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE haha
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? *Aye Matey* haha
U geiy haha lol
Me running from the principal cause I put ten woman’s rights book on the fictional section🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻😂😂 haha
haha yeet my fuckin meat
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you close a Cabinet? YOU CLOSET HAHAHHYAAHHAHAAHHAHAHA
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha
So I was at a class at school, and then boom explosion. lots of dead. I shoot at the peope too haha, goodbye class. Scary
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what”
anal haha
How do cows laugh? Moo-haha
what do you call a cup with a handle?
a mug! HAHA ha... my parents just got a divorce :(
Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high grabbed her thigh, and said "you know you wanna" jill said yes and pulled up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly jill forgot her pill and now they have a daughter
haha i fucked you over
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Spell Mississippi
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
haha you said pp
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
What do you call a cow with no legs
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes
What kind of dogs do miners like best
Golden retrievers haha get it
did you know the f in orphan stands for family...oh wait HAHA
we should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell there parents...oh continue
