The 70+ Best Haha Jokes

Bully : shut up and give me your money otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin Boy : haha I am not a virgin anymore Bully : haha nice joke Boy : if you don't believe then ask your sister or brother Bully : hah I don't have any sibling Boy : will just wait for 9 months then u will know

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha

Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you”

Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what”

How do cows laugh? Moo-haha

what do you call a cup with a handle?

a mug! HAHA ha... my parents just got a divorce :(

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What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!

Spell Mississippi

M-I-S-S-I-P-P~

haha you said pp

Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.

What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes

What kind of dogs do miners like best

Golden retrievers haha get it

haha derit oot saw ti esuaceb pu dnats ekib eht tndluoc yhw

did you know the f in orphan stands for family...oh wait HAHA

we should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell there parents...oh continue

Why did the emo person cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE haha

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? *Aye Matey* haha

my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha