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Haha Jokes

Virgin

Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

Titanic

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

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  • Interaction

    Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”

    Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”

    Mug

    What do you call a cup with a handle?

    A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(

    Marijuana

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.

    Haha, I fucked you over!

    Bad Luck

    Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.

    Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.

    Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.

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  • Cow

    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.

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  • Dog

    What kind of dogs do miners like best?

    Golden retrievers, haha, get it?

    Orphan

    Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

    We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

    Game

    Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

    Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

    Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

    Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!

    Orphan

    Why can an orphan never get picked up?

    Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

    Road

    Why did the emo person cross the road?

    TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

    Mom

    My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

    We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

    Boy

    A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

    Club

    Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

    Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina