Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
Cat Storytelling
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You clearly didn't get that one. Let me break it down for ya, because you're a dumbo. A cat has a "tail", and the word 'tail' sounds like 'tale'. See? One tale = one tail. It's a play on words, a pun. It's a bit childish, but hey, maybe it's your speed.
Ryan
Fur reals?