Language jokes

Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."

Why are eggs bad at puns?

They always mix up their yolks!

I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!

What did the sushi say to the bee?

"Wasuuubi!"

Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"

They replied, "I don’t know."

I said, "Fsh."

A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."

What do you call a Mexican door?

Dora.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹

I walked into a store, and I pointed a stick to the roof and said, "This is a stick up!"

I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.

Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.

My friend was annoying me with bird puns. I realized toucan play at this game.

What do French ducks say?

Quoi quoi.

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

Sayo-nara.

I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelephant.

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).