Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."