Language jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Memes
"we are not the same"🖕🗿🖕
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.