Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Bruh, don't be punny.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
