Language jokes
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Hola.
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I walked into a store, and I pointed a stick to the roof and said, "This is a stick up!"
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.