Language jokes
Bruh, don't be punny.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Denise.
What more is there to say?
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
A B C D E F GUN.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-