It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Language Jokes
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
Denise.
What more is there to say?
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
