Language jokes

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.

How do you call a cute door?

A-door-able.

You call it turds.

I call it the forbidden chocolate.

A B C D E F GUN.

"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelevant.

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot!

I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."

Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.