Language jokes

Bruh, don't be punny.

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

What does a French guy say when he falls off?

Oh no, Eiffel!

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

Say: "eye"

Spell: map

Then say: "enis."

Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.

Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.

Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.

Denise.

What more is there to say?

What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.

What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.

You call it turds.

I call it the forbidden chocolate.