Language jokes
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
Denise.
What more is there to say?
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
A B C D E F GUN.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.