Language jokes
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
Memes
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
A B C D E F GUN.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.