Language jokes
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.