Language jokes
Shitty bichi cup.
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
What do you call James, James?
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Herrit?
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.