Language jokes
BofA deez nuts!
Frère l'été ici!
If you understand, put it in chat.
Like (DYM 82).
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
So 666-3629, so get it?
Is die?
What’s the opposite of poo?
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Cock.
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.