Language jokes
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!