Language jokes
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
Bruh, don't be punny.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
F*ck in' the poo.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
Cock.
Person: Why? You: No.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.