Language jokes
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
"So what, ah, my G?"
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
"My name is Dezz."
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.