Language jokes

What do you call an idiot?

An absolute imbecile.

What do you call 2 wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

"So what, ah, my G?"

Who was in Paris?

I dunno, the title was censored.

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?

That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.

My "friend" has dyslexia.

"My name is Dezz."

Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W. H. O.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?

He pasta-way...

This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.

All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.

If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.

What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!