Language jokes
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
"So what, ah, my G?"
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
"My name is Dezz."
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.