What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Language Jokes
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
"Ohh wing wing."
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
