Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
"Ohh wing wing."
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.