Language

Language jokes

Add joke

A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"

  • 1

    • Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?

    Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."

    Knock knock.

    Who is there?

    Cows go.

    Cows go who?

    No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!

    I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

    The deaf man said to the waiter:

    "Mmmm."

    The waiter said, "No English."

    Then the deaf man signed, "F U."

    What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

    An irrel-elephant ;)

    This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.

    So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"

    The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."

    So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."

    When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"

    The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."

  • 8