Lack jokes
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?