Lack jokes

What kind of band never plays music?

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini.

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

You don't have any balls.

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).

People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.

She can't see the obvious.

Why does my brother have no mom?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Not Susie.

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

Why did Sally fall off the swings?

She had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.