Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Alright listen up, this one is so bad it's good. See, skeletons don't have guts. You know, like intestines and stuff. And "guts" also means bravery. So the skeleton was too scared. And you, my friend, are about as sharp as a marble, so I hope that clears things up.