Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Lack of a Daddy
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans. Orphans don't have parents. The punchline implies orphans can't do the deed, because they have no "daddy" to call. Get it? Now go back to watching cartoons, you simpleton.
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