Lack jokes
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
My sex life.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.