New Lack Jokes

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

A note for my History Teacher:

Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.

Boss: Can I do a reference check?

Me: I don’t have a...

*sensei appears*

Me: oh no

Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.

Boss: What's kiz...

Sensei:😈

Me: Oh no, here we go.

Sensei: Kizma AS-

What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?

Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.

"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."

-Sun Tzu, Art of War.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.

What do you call a kid with no home?

A homeless kid.

Why do orphans go to church?

They have someone to call "father" there.

What do you do when you're bored?

I beat up orphans.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I look at your bro.

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why did the orphan die?

He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.