Lack

Lack Jokes

Relationship

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."

Covid

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

Cleanliness

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

Teacher

A note for my History Teacher:

Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.

Sensei

Boss: Can I do a reference check?

Me: I don’t have a...

*sensei appears*

Me: oh no

Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.

Boss: What's kiz...

Sensei:😈

Me: Oh no, here we go.

Sensei: Kizma AS-

Strategy

"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."

-Sun Tzu, Art of War.

Depression

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.

Orphan

What do you do when you're bored?

I beat up orphans.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Grace

I look at your bro.

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*

Orphan

Why did the orphan die?

He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

Duck

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

Disease

"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.

That's what Elliot Rodger did.