My girlfriend got covid
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odour and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygenic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack mr khan and give him a big fat whack cos his teaching's got lack his system i will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack I'll throw him on the clothing rack on his seat I'll put thumb tacks i'll break his momma's back.... and he'll never come back @DreamBlue
Boss: Can I do a reference check.
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student but he lacked kizma
Boss: Whats kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: oh no here we go.
Sensei: kizma AS-
what does B.I.B.L.E stand for?? Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.
I look at your bro
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace"*🖇️😹😹
Why did the orphan die? He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Yo what quacking lacking?looking for a ducking good time?I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill.what happens flied upside down?it quacks up.
disease technically means "lack of ease", so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease that's what elliot rodger did
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 lack of money is the root of all evil 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊😊 😊
What does B.I.B.L.E. Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence Does it cycle now?
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
There are two type of faces The handsome one but the wallet is ugly Then there is this personal face full of bump's but even they lack the wallet
What does the initials bible stand for? Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual".
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human like structure, muffins lack brains which are an essential part to being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak. Thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
