My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.
I look at your bro
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace"*🖇️😹😹
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?
Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Does it cycle now?
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
