Lack jokes
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Memes
Brutha was caught lacking
I got nothing.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Pussy, no pussy.
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Memes
Community
@matt, we needs mods. Ppl say you spend more time on Sw than here and idk if that's true, but with the lack of you, and the Mods you oversee. We really do need them. I probably don't need to do this, but in my eye a request is more lightly meaningful the more evidence you give, so here are the main reasons, (in no particular order) and who is the most trustworthy and eligible for being a Mod, I'm my eyes, and I'd li… Read more
I lack entertainment
Guys, I think its time to accept this site is dead. It brings me great sadness to say, but it is the objective truth. Lets begin with the obvious: the lost. Wade, Perc, SaH, Wilkson, they are all gone. Some of our best users have not been on in months.
Second is the lack of trolls, I know its odd to say but I miss the days when you could get on an anon and bully people, or troll. I also miss the hate directed at cer… Read more