Lack Jokes

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

Why did the orphan die?

He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

Uranus is blue from lack of service.

What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?

Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.

I look at your bro.

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*

Brutha was caught lacking

A boy with dark hair is sitting at a school desk, holding a laptop. The laptop screen shows a website with rows of posters. The boy is looking sideways at the camera.

I got nothing.

Why do orphans go to church?

They have someone to call "father" there.

What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."

Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?

A: I find your lack of face disturbing.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.

Pussy, no pussy.

Two muffins are sitting in a bar.

The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."

The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.