I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, "You guys should know your limits."
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
What do u call a group of emos?
Limited Edition
What’s the best part about fucking a emo chick... she limited edition
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What’s the speed limit in bed? It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
me to my friend: i only date suicidal girls my friend: why?? me: because that pussy is limited edition
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits! High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train it said weight limit passed everyone get off
I only have sex with suicidal bitches because that pussy limited edition
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot? Being a genius has it’s limits
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
Life is better without my dad annoying me(him smacking me,screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more
what do you call a kid with cancer,limited
What does off-limits have in common with dead people because they can’t see their family
