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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: “you mathematicians don’t know your limits.”

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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, “You guys should know your limits.”

I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.

I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.

you mama so fat she filed um min crafts block limit lol XD