Lack jokes
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
Brutha was caught lacking
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet? Mufasa.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
I can't think of any jokes.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.