Lack jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
Pussy, no pussy.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Dogs are better relationship partners than you. Wanna know why? They're loyal, patient, love unconditionally, smart. Traits you clearly lack, you cheating ass bitch.
Never got a mother's love, lol.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.