Know jokes

My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!

Me: I got 60 kills!

My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!

Me: What's Call of Duty?

Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.

You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.

Son: What's for dinner tonight?

Mom: Steak!

Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?

Mom: HUNGER!

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.

An apple gets picked.

What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

Because they don’t deserve rights!

My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?

Divorced.