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Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Cause they don’t know where home is.

You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.

Because it’s empty inside.

What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?

In baseball, you know where home is.

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

Do you know Candice?

"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

Why can't orphans play House Flipper?

'Cause they don't know what to do.

Do you know Biden?

Biden on these nuts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

Why are all orphans criminals?

Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

I asked an orphan where his parents were.

(God, I wish I knew)

Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?

No, and neither did she.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.