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Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.

An apple gets picked.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

Why are all orphans criminals?

Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.

You know, for his sake.

Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?

They never get old.

You know why morning food digests so quickly.

Because it breaks fast.

Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.

Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"

I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is. :)

You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."