The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
Unhelpful Hotline Experience
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Explain Bear
Listen here, Krispy, you absolute donut. You are so dense that light bends around you. A suicide hotline is supposed to help people NOT kill themselves, not give them tips on how to do it. It's like asking a firefighter for tips on starting a fire. You're a special kind of oblivious, aren't you?