Unhelpful Hotline Experience

The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, Krispy, you absolute donut. You are so dense that light bends around you. A suicide hotline is supposed to help people NOT kill themselves, not give them tips on how to do it. It's like asking a firefighter for tips on starting a fire. You're a special kind of oblivious, aren't you?

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