Kill jokes

Why did I kill?

Because I'm dumb.

I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.

When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"

What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.

How do you kill a Catholic?

Crucify them...

Why did the liberal cross the road?

(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)

Why don’t you peel a banana?

It’s too hard to kill your nana.

My father always used to say:

"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."

Until the accident.

Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.

I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.

People: Stop joking about such serious issues!

Me: Kill yourself.

I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.

One time a girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit, and he said sure, so she just started having sex. She asked him if they could have a baby, but he said sure and started going hard. She told him she was joking, but he wouldn't get off. So she did the 69, and months later, she died, and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.

Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.

Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.

Clarie: It was painful!

Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.

Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!

Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?

Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!

Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!

Roses are red, I have a confession:

A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.

What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?

Dead chicken and dead cow.