pls help my dad is a addict he wont stop and he eats my food. Sometimes i think should i kill him but nah he will go down with the others who did that too.
Why did the chicken kill himself? To get to the other side.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do ?????????? He killed everyone on this f#cking website
When you think about it hitler wasn’t a bad person he killed hitler
Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...
Mom! I think that dad is sleeping Mom: no honey i killed him.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? he wanted to kill time.
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
just killed a woman feeling good -Tommyinnit
So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.", in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says "Cool, let me try!", and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says "Superman, you're an asshole."
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?” The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?” The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII. My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler. Me: *Relizes*
what kills you????
suicide
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like usa and China and the rest of the west!
How do you kill time
Easy taking alarm clock and an assault rifle
What would you call a person who hides in a a house for 24 hours and then kills them morgz.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humour, they think of humour as like a happy thing because humour makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering, if I take a joke like , how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb, none they just beat the room for being black, now that joke isn’t make light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racial discriminated against, it’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind and that is important, humour at its best takes the bad thing in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny
And before you go in the comments and say i agree with rape, I don’t, I hope everybody who rapes someone to have there dick cut of, my little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
when you kill people in a war its perfectly fine but when its a school everyone has a problem with it wth.
