Microwave Preferences

This is a dark humor joke that compares women to microwaves. It starts with some suggestive comparisons, then it escalates to a shocking comparison.

• Women
• Microwave
• Baby
• Death
• Relationship
• Ready

• I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
• I like my women like I like my eggs. Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
• I like my women like I like my chocolate. Edible.
• I like my women how I like my fridge. In the kitchen.