Yahtzee

Yahtzee jokes

Orphan

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Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

Nazi

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Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

Life

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Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*