Yahtzee jokes

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?

A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?

Because they don't know what a full house is :(