Yahtzee jokes

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?

A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?

Because they don't know what a full house is :(

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.