good morning everybody well I could say that unlike emo kids
why do kid like to pick on orhpans? because they cant call their parents
I got in trouble today bc I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said lighten up
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid? A: Don't leave me hanging
why did the emo kid like the all black oreos cause there dark.
on the first day of school, the teacher asked a student " what are your parent's names?" the student replied " my father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is smiling" the teacher said " are you kidding" the student said, "no kidding is my brother I am joking."
what do you call a kid with 15 nuke's and a shotgun.the final count down
today a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid so i told him " brayden just get up and walk away."
i told a blind kid “see you later”
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surrondings?
C sharp minor
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water? Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What is a animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What song do you play out of emo kids funeral Van Halen’s jump
If a kid dosent take their nap dosent that mean they are resisting arrest?
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy litte kid you used to be.....
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for year (not my words)
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft? “ A sped runner”.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!