Kid jokes
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Memes
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.