Kid jokes
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Memes
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”