Kid

Kid jokes

Orphanage

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

Orphan

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Sharp

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

Song

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

Prank

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

Technology

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

Weapon

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

Name

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

Shooting

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

Time

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

Shooter

When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.

Orphanage

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

Animal

What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

Wiener

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"

People

Why do emo kids cost so much?

Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.