Kid Jokes

So a kid asks his dad, " Why was I born?" The dad replies, " I thought that girl was dead!"

What did the orphan get for Christmas nothing because his parents ran away double whammy orphan jokes r like a kid with cancer it never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌

mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)

How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope

If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems will it be a Concentration Camp?

Did u here about the emo kid who audition for the school play?

He made the cut

Dumb kid: What does homework mean?

Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means please?

Me:

Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge

Why couldn't the kid with down syndrome play football. because he got l the Downs.

What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?

What did the kids say hi to? A slide

The say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal

your mum is so fat when she sat in a monster truck it turned into a lowrider

idk

Why can’t you yell at a kid Because the cops are after you

me: says to kid at adoption center you adopted me and kid: hug

thought this sight needed a little bit of nice jokes

A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says “well all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket”. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says “dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

What is the difference about a kids dad and his cancer

The cancer came back

Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.