Kid jokes

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.

I told a blind kid, "See you later!"

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"

Kids?