Make a wish

Make a Wish Jokes

What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer."

So I was watching YouTube and then my Friend says “Those videos never get old” and I replied “Just like a Make-A-Wish kid” and after I said that he shot me in the head and said “And now neither do you.” And now I’m in heaven and God says to me “Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies and I said “Are there summer women” and now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero. After he killed Hitler

The make a wish foundation has gone too far. All of the make a wish kids asked for cancer to be gone so they just gave the cancer to all of the make a wish kids.

what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...