What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
