Make a wish jokes
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
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A man walks into a bar and places a 12-inch man onto the counter as well as a small piano. The 12-inch man starts playing the piano really well.
The bartender asks the man where he got the 12-inch man. The man says there is a genie two blocks around the corner.
The bartender runs to the genie and makes a wish. The bartender comes back with 1 million ducks. The bartender says to the man, "That genie is dumb! I asked for 1 million bucks."
The man says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
Three friends were stuck in the desert. They were struggling and trying to find food when they found a magical lamp. They rubbed it and out came a genie, and the genie says, "Each of you friends get to have one wish." So the first friend said, "I wish to go home," same as the second one. The third friend said, "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were with me!"
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.