Kid Jokes

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?

'Cause they're dark.

Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?

A: Don't leave me hanging!

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."