Kid jokes

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?

Raisin kids!

I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?

The final countdown.

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?

'Cause they're dark.

Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?

A: Don't leave me hanging!

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."