Why was the American kid late to school? Because he was too busy putting on his bullet proof vest
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
Me (I like kids)
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Why did the kid name Jeff become gay because he grow up with out a father figure hahaha I love dark humor
what the difference between a thanks giving turkey and my kid.I only stuff the turkey
So we all know that old kids joke why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11
Kid: why do orphans like tennis
Dad: because it's the only time they get love
If the dislecsex man wanted to adopt a kid then how could he sight the papers
Kid: “What happened to dad?” Mom: “he flew into the twin towers.”
African Kid - "Mom can we have water?" Mum - "Sure it's in the house." African Kid - *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water* The fridge - ERROR 404 Water Not Found
how do paedophiles greet people?
"how are you kid?"
Cool kid:I slept with your sister Me;Never knew my brother was a girl Everyone else: :O
Dad:🦆 Kid:? Dad:🦆🦆 Kid:huh? Dad: ur too late.. Kid: WHAT Dad: .... GOOSE
So 2 kids argued and insulted each other...
KID 1: Your dad left because he didn't want you so why don't you kill yourself?
KID 2: Well your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD? Concentration camp.
How would Steven Hawkins mom punish him as a kid
Power off his chair.
