Kid jokes
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
POV ME
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."