Kid Jokes

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law

what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look

What game do emo kids love the most Hang man

What tree is every emo kid trying find The hanging tree

mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)

School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"

What do you call an autistic.kid with a gun. Glock 46

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When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.

I told a kid in a wheelchair use your nitro boosts

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what was the Fortnite kids last words, I didn't know pumps are back in the game

I hat win my Brother date other people

Just kidding 😵😵😵😵

I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.

The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.

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Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children." Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."