I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days
(i deleted mother's day and father's day)
what do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle: motor disease
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who play Pumpes Up Kicks at max Volume
Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
the emo kid's mom went to jail cuz the kid was hung
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
I saw a orphan on the road I asked him if he's a ophorn the kid says ye what gave it away
I say your parents
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
I have been charged,cause i roasted a Kid at a Barbeque.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Kid me: I lost my stick
Teacher : No you didn’t
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out out of your pants
Which dog is owned by a Kid called ,,Charlie Brown",raps and smokes?
Snoopy Dog
why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat belt😂
I ran into a kid today now im in jail and i lost ma drivers license
Ask the emo kid: Hey how's it hanging
One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
