Kid jokes
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Memes
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What flowers are on your face?
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.