If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Kid Jokes
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! π΅π΅π΅π΅
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they wonβt do the same for him.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like π.
Kid: Mom, whatβs dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, Iβm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
