Kid jokes
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."