Kid jokes
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
how to kidnap kids
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.