Kid jokes
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."