I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
when you ask an orphan to come over Kid: Do you want to come over to my house. Orphan: Yeah sure. Kid: Ok ask your parents oh wait.
Mom:lets have an adoption party! Kid:cries Mom:what’s wrong? Kid:IM ADOPTED????
dad: want to go to the park kid:sure dad:come on kid:why are we at the orphanige dad:go in
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat
I told her do a wheelie
A family put their kid and their dog in an Orphanage but came back for only the dog.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair, I told him to stand up for himself.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT WHAT!
Your walking one day and a little kid about 5-6 years old comes up to you asking, "What's a condom"? You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell to them.
why do you let your dads sleep so they dont get grumpy and eat your dinner
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid? Father's Day
whats an orpans least favorite day: take your kid to work day
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder. If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid "OK THANK YOU". (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben "im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!"
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her "Don't worry I used to work with kids."
A starving homeless kid ask me for food
I said "sorry,my plate is full"
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex? They are not for kids.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer."
Teacher: “Alright we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA
