Kid jokes
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.