What do priest and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
what dose a xbox/playstation and michhael jaxon have in common
kids turn them on
(me)I know why u don't have friends. (kid) why? (me) because u can't even figure that out.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza. Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
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When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
Kid with Cancer: When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer.
Nure: *Laughs*
Kid: Why are you laughing?
Nurse: When I get OLDER.
Proceeds to laugh.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it’s a find a word😂😂
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him
this guy looked down the aisle and asked hey are those kids all yours an i replied: no i work for a condom company and these kids are just all of my complaints
why did the depressed kid jump off the bike it was free depressed day.
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
