I kicked a soccer ball at a wheelchair kid and said ROCKET LEAGUE
I got detention one day, I don’t know why I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist
What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind
A grape chillie bean
one day i walk up to a emo kid i realized he had a fresh cut so i grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him i like ya cuts g
who’s more exited then a kid on his birthday?
jimmy savile in a primary school playground.
Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? so he could get into high school
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone
He got ran over by a bus
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
whats bald and cant grow no hair
A kid with cancer
an obese kid farts
johnny was watching TV when you hear them say bitch and bastards so he ask hes dad "what is a bitch and bastard." dad say "a bitch is a female and a bastard is a mail." then johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say ass and shit so he ask hes dad what shit and ass means dad says "a shit is shaving creme like what i'm putting on my face and ass is a coat why don't you bug your mom." so johnny goes back to the TV and then they say fuck so johnny ask his mom what fuck means mom says "fuck means carving like doing to the turkey then a few minutes later Johnny hears a knock on the door so he answers it he then says "welcome bitch and bastard may i tack your ass" the people then ask wear hes parents are johnny says "my dad is putting shit on hes face and my mom i fucking the turkey.
A kid asked his mom what is dark humor? She said she at me over there with no hands ask him to clap he said I can’t I’m blind
A kid asks trump: Kid: 'where are the confidential files?' Trump: 'there they are bud!'
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral”? No? Shame, it was real fun
I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days
(i deleted mother's day and father's day)
what do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle: motor disease
