Kid jokes
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.