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Why do emo kids cost so much? Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like “JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES”
The dark side of kid songs: You got a friend in me..you got a friend in me!
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Whats the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion.
4 kids at my school tried suicide and failed they are now known as the suicide squad
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying
when the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot. bing,bang,boom
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging.. he didn't reply bc the rope was too tight
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays
Oh Lois,that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid.
I asked my kid to give me a hand that motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm
why did kfc take orphan bbecause kids fatanig center
If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would cut himself to death
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying
a kid is trick - or - treating. he knocks on a door. then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"!!!🌭😺😸😹😆😅😂🤣😄
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
