What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Kid Jokes
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
