Kid

Kid jokes

Homework

So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:

Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?

Student: PIGS!

Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?

Student: SHEEP!

Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.

Student: IK where that comes from!

A FAT COW! 😂😂

Syndrome

What number is better; 46 or 47?

I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

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  • Syndrome

    What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.

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  • Memes

    Lightsaber

    Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

    Poor

    Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

    Orphan

    Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

    Because they can't call their parents.

    Suicide

    Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.

    Orphan

    Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?

    Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.

    Orphan

    Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

    The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

    Wheelchair

    The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

    Dad

    "Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."