One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
Once There was a minecraft child molester on the minecraft facebook. He asks a kid his age. the kid blocks him.
The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,"At the end of this ruler is a idiot", he got suspended for asking witch end.
What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine
a blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Why does a kid yell shit
Because he had to take one.
stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.
i a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer
When the school shooter kills five people and the autistic kid yells "HEROES NEVER DIE".
Dad goat:Son do you know what i like to eat Son goat:No what? Dad goat: Goat Meat Son goat:*Gasps* Dad goat: Nah i'm just KIDing
My girfriend called me a pedaphile.....Thats a big word for a 1st grader
what game do emo kids love the most.. hangman
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
How do you surprise a blind kid... put a plunger in the toilet
what do u call a austitsci kid with a rocketship a cocker
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
