Kid jokes
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."