Kid jokes
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐