What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
How to tell your kid he's adopted: Son, I'm a virgin.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap
You have a great singer inside you
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
