what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid

Depends who’s shooting

there’s three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes “mommy why do u call me l’feather”? She answers “cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born”. L’drop asks to his mom “mommy why do u call be l’drop”? She answers “cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born”. L’brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"

Jared from Subway-Remember kids tuna sub backwards is what I’m going to do on your face

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

Me walking in to the office:
Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal…

Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- just kidding.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? You give them a Sandy Hook.

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

What do you call a kid who’s been kidnapped?

Well, her name’s Sally, so I guess… Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.

What did the mentally r.....ed kid get on his test? Drool

A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him “why are you late?” and he replies “I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake” Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him “why are you late” and he replies “I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake”, The last kid walks in and the teacher says “why are you late?..and why are you wet?” and the kid says back REMEBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!

Never buy a epileptic kid light up sketchers

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves… just kidding he hasn’t opened it yet

Sixty years ago Stephen Hawkings teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams kids reach for the stars.

If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems will it be a Concentration Camp?

what is the difference between the rook and the bishop the rook goes straight while the bishop f...s the kids

Hears the news about Sandy Hook Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives… Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:… Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.

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