Kid:Hey what’s black and sneaky! Social studies teacher:Harriet Tubman
what do you call a autistic kid who just saw transformers, autistimus prime
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So i ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
if a toy from toy story died, the kid wouldn't know and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves........ just kidding he hasn’t opened it yet
Who is the best a musical chairs? The kid in the wheel chair
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
