Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
there's three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes "mommy why do u call me l'feather"? She answers "cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born". L'drop asks to his mom "mommy why do u call be l'drop"? She answers "cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born". L'brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"
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What's yellow and can't swim
A bus full of kids
- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
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It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
How to tell your kid he's adopted: Son, I'm a virgin.
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Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
I got detention for giving a emo kid a happy meal
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
Kid:Hey what’s black and sneaky! Social studies teacher:Harriet Tubman
