A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? You give them a Sandy Hook.

What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.

Steven hawking walks into a bar… no I’m just kidding.

Today my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings and when my brother walked past my mom asked me a question "what do you think of going through kids heads during a school shooting " That’s when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom “bullets” we don’t talk about this anymore

If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems will it be a Concentration Camp?

what is the difference between the rook and the bishop the rook goes straight while the bishop fucks the kids

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you

Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded

What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test? Drool

A kid asks hims mom “mom how much do you love me” the mother responds with “i love you as much as i love your brother” the kid looks confused and says “but i don’t have a brother” the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing

what do you call a kid with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor

Hears the news about Sandy Hook Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives… Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:… Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.

What is a dead kid’s favorite anime? Bleach.

“Oh daddy,” the kid said. “I love you so much!” “Hey,” the man responded. “Until we get the DNA test results, I’m just Harry to you!”

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

I always hated being born a catholic as a kid, the way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church, I was always thinking “for God’s sake just pick a position and fuck me”

Why doesn’t Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it’s first hair cut!

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

When the school shooters finally leaves your class room but then the autistic kid next you sketchers light up