Braces and Bars

The joke plays on a misinterpretation of the phrase 'behind bars.' It's funny because 'nutting in someone's braces' sounds like a gross and absurd act which leads to the idea of the kids being born, and later ending up 'behind bars,' which leads to prison. This is absurd and dark.

• Kid
• Brace
• Nut
• Cum
• Bar
• Misunderstanding

• What does gum in my d*ck have in common? Both get chewed on by little kids.
• What do you call a nut in jail? A busted nut.
• What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile? Fitting it in.
• What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker? "Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"