Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
Weird Kid: Magazines
If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call an autistic kidwith a gun?
Special Forces.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand. He said, But Dad I'm blind. Exactly
i bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me ill give him 1000 dollars he said deal and i went upstairs
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
My nickname should be night light...because kids turn me on...
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree
when you go to a orphanage for a field trip :when the workers said i remember you as a kid
Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point. The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
1 like =1 kid in my oven. Im trying to get followers and comments please
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
There was a kid named buttitches and his teacher was taking attendance. then the teavher asked"what is your name"? And he answered "buttitches" Then the teacher asked again "what's your name" and he replied buttitches. Then a student yelled out "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY"!!
