What did the Chinese family name their r.....ed kid? Something Wong

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back

Steven hawking walks into a bar… no I’m just kidding.

On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".

What’s yellow and can’t swim? a school bus full of kids

I say 1 2 3 all the kids bullied me but now they’re not so cool cuz I shot up the school

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

Why did the legless kid think he won a race?

Because everybody already left.

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial r.....ed kids?Mixed vegetables.

who’s a pineapple? I’m a pineapple…Yass teacher and kid kid: hey teacher: yes kid: would you punish me for something I didn’t do? teacher: of course not kid: well I didn’t do my homework

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.

What does a kid and wine have in common?

Shit i forgot but they’re both locked in my cellar right now.

Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.

What is a dead kid’s favorite anime? Bleach.

What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? “I don’t wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer.”

Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?

Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “sandy hook”.