So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.
What is the difference about a kids dad and his cancer
The cancer came back
A kid asks hims mom "mom how much do you love me" the mother responds with "i love you as much as i love your brother" the kid looks confused and says "but i don't have a brother" the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit i forgot but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him
What do you think would fall to the ground first a emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf the rope would stop the emo kid
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill but before I did I set his wheels on fire and called him hot wheels
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
a depressed kid went to go high five a tree
but the tree let him hanging
What to you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Parents: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage, Kid: why? Parents: so you don't get bored there
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him its a hairdryer.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was a kid
Students:oof
Teacher:Is anyone missing
Students:yea your parents