So we all know that old kids joke why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems will it be a Concentration Camp?
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Who is the best a musical chairs? The kid in the wheel chair
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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
What is the difference about a kids dad and his cancer
The cancer came back
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I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
