Kid jokes
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.
"This place looks scary," the kid said.
And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?
A pair of gloves!
Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.