Kid

Kid Jokes

So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.

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A kid asks hims mom "mom how much do you love me" the mother responds with "i love you as much as i love your brother" the kid looks confused and says "but i don't have a brother" the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing

What does a kid and wine have in common?

Shit i forgot but they're both locked in my cellar right now.

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an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him

What do you think would fall to the ground first a emo kid or a leaf?

The leaf the rope would stop the emo kid

"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."

I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill but before I did I set his wheels on fire and called him hot wheels

Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was a kid

Students:oof

Teacher:Is anyone missing

Students:yea your parents