Kid jokes

What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.

Friends = your power level.

Emo kid = power level: 0000.

What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?

A zombie Apocalypse!

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟

What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

What's your fav color?

"Emo kid hanging."

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.

*The next day*

Uncle: F*CK!

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

I asked a kid where their parents were...

Lol

Dwarfism is a growing problem.

Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.

He jumped off a curb stone.

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.