Kid jokes
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Memes
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4