what do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit ninja
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food because they don’t even have one
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
