Kid jokes
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea