How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
Emo Argument Strategy
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, like, emo kids are always sad, right? And they like, sit around all mopey? So, if you kick their chair, they fall, and, like, can't argue anymore. It's funny because it's mean, and you probably like that, don't you?