What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Kid Jokes
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
