Kid jokes
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"