Kid jokes
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!