Kid jokes

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?

P2: I don't know.

P1: Wow, you sick fuck!

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out, I'm just a burden.

As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.

Because we couldn't afford a dog.

"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."

Kid 1: Do you know Candace?

Kid 2: Candace who?

Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

Kid: How much do you get paid?

Teacher: Minimum wage.

Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.

Where do religious kids practice sports?

In the prayground.

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

Kid: Hey, Dad.

Dad: You're an hour late.

Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.

Dad: By yourself?

Kid: No.

Dad: A boy?

Kid: I was with the teacher.