Kid jokes
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
I can smell your kids!
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.