Kid Jokes

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

that one cool kid in your class

A chihuahua wearing a light blue hoodie is looking at the camera. The dog has a slightly smug look.

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

What did the kid say to the orphan?

"Well, at least I have parents!"

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

Kid: I got homework.

Mom: Ok, so?

Kid: I got a F in my balls.

"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.