Kid jokes

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.

What’s the bravest thing a man can do?

Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?

Life Savers.

I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".

Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?

Because they don't have a Father's Day.

Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.

The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.

Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"

Kid named Teacher: *

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.