Kid jokes

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

What's an emo kid's favorite movie?

Suicide Squad.

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

Kid: Dad, where do you work?

Dad: I.C.U.P.

Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.

Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"

Kid named Teacher: *

I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".

What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?

The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.

How do tourists feed their kids?

Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.