Kid jokes

When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.

Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?

Because they never had loving parents of their own.

Kid: Mom, do trees poop?

Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.

A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?

Hot Wheels.

You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.

When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"

Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?

You poke it on.

Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?

He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?

A school shooter.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.

The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.

Why can't fat kids play poker?

They eat all the chips.