Kid jokes

When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.

What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?

Because they never had loving parents of their own.

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?

A school shooter.

When does a kid become an orphan?

When the parents leave.

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

What is the perfect job for a pedophile?

A physical doctor for kids.

I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.

Then I got fired from the orphanage.

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

Why do emo kids not jump?

They're still in the sky.

What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?

They take in 100's of kids.

Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?

'Cause they're the ones making the toys.

A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.

Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.

A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.