Kid jokes
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Memes
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.