Kid jokes
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.