Kid jokes
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.
Why couldn't the kid play on his laptop?
Because he has no arms and no laptop and no legs and no head and no home and no money and got shot.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
Kids?
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.