Kid jokes
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.