Kid jokes
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.