Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
The Cannibal Kid's Gender Theory
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Listen up, nimrod. So, these Tumblr folks are chattin' about how there's, like, a zillion genders, right? Then comes this cannibal kid who's all like, "Nah, fam, there's only one thing that matters: food!" Because, get it? Cannibals eat people, so everyone's just walking food to them. I bet you're just like them, a yummy snack for me! (I am a bear)